Morag

Morag is the great-aunt of Dirty Bertie and Suzy, the aunt of one of Bertie's parents and possibly Uncle Ed or Aunt June, and possibly the sister of Gran or Stan.

Appearance
Morag has wrinkled skin (likely because she's elderly), glasses and grey hair which she wears in a bun. She wears a heavy coat and a fancy hat.

Personality
Morag is very impolite and negative, which is why Bertie and his family don't like her very much. She can be quite bossy and when she doesn't get her way, she complains and sometimes (as in the case with eating soap as a result of a prank) even leaves, proclaiming she won't return. She doesn't like her tea too hot, but doesn't like cold tea either. She hates loud noises and seems dissatisfied with the way children are raised in Bertie's generation, complaining they stay up too late and watch too much television. She doesn't like pasta (as she thinks it gives her wind) but does like vegetable soup. She also enjoys crossword puzzles but doesn't like films.

Trivia

 * She seems to get headaches easily.