Bertie's parents

Mr and Mrs Burns, better known as Bertie's parents, are Bertie and Suzy's parents. They do not like Bertie's disgusting habits and sometimes want him to behave more like another person (often using Suzy or Angela as an example). Bertie thinks of them as "old", even though they're probably not past their 40's. Bertie describes some of the food they like as "gunk".

Mr Burns
Mr Burns has light brown hair and a short beard. He enjoys history and golf, but isn't very active in general and gets winded from jogging. He also likes fishing. Mr Burns does not get along very well with Mr Gerald Rich and neither one can stand losing to the other. Mr Burns also doesn't like getting into trouble. According to Bertie, he sometimes blames Whiffer for farting.

Mrs Burns
Mrs Burns has straight, dark hair and pale skin. She wears her hair in a bob. She usually wears dark-coloured sweaters and skirts. Mrs Burns tries to be polite to everybody, but she doesn't like mess and sometimes she finds other people's interests ludicrous if she herself is not interested in them. She generally disapproves of lying but she herself has lied once.