Pooh! Is That You, Bertie?

'''Pooh! Is That You, Bertie? '''is a short book.

Recap
The book opens on Bertie farting and a narrator explaining that he "likes making smells".

Bertie then farts at the dentist's office and Mrs. Burns tells him off for being impolite.

He farts again in the art gallery, amusing himself but embarrassing Mr. Burns.

Then, at the cafe, he farts and Gran, like Mrs. Burns before, chastises his bad manners.

Bertie and Suzy then play in a playhouse and he farts again, making her "livid" and she chases him with a teacup, insulting him.

Bertie then says that this is unfair as he isn't the only one whose farts smell bad and he describes everyone's farting habits: Mrs. Burns coughs at the same time to "cover it up", Mr. Burns farts silently, Gran blames the cat, Suzy claims she doesn't fart but when she does she "sounds like a brass band".

He concludes that everyone farts, but he does it best, especially in the bath.

Trivia

 * Gran apparently blames "the cat" for her farts. It's unknown if this is the Burnses' cat, or if she also owns a ginger cat.